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pre-Advent Children crack fic [Mar. 16th, 2006|12:36 am]
~Yaoi Humor for the Immature and Snarky at Heart~

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Because I know I got the Clones in perfect character.


"One day, I'm going to be Sephiroth and Mother will love me best." Kadaj announced conversationally as he crossed his ankles over his ruffly-pantied rump. The youngest member of the clones examined his turquoise coloured nails, deeming the glittery substance worthy enough of gracing his person. Loz stopped fiddling with the too short hem of his powder blue, lacey negligee. The entirely too small piece of delicate lingerie stopped right above the rather large bulge between the burly man's legs, barely held back by the satiny scrap of material the male called underwear. Loz shot Yazoo a pleading look, mako-green eyes that glistening with unshed tears.

"Yazoo..!" he pouted, dropping inelegantly on the large, curtained canopied bed he shared with his other two brothers, upsetting the pecariously stacked mound of GF plushies strewn about it. "Make him stop saying that!"

Yazoo paused in applying his cucumber melon facial mask, heaving a great sigh. "Kadaj.. don't be arrogant, you're upsetting your brother." he muttered, examining the rollers that tried ( pitifully ) to hold the curls he'd just put into his hair only a few minutes ago. From the way that the plastic pink rollers were slipping, his perpetually straight hair was revolting against the hot iron he'd put to it almost violently.

Kadaj simply rolled his eyes and turned onto his back, blowing carefully on his freshly painted nails. Well, no matter what the other two said, he *was* going to be Sephiroth, Mummy had chosen *him*. So *there*.


r&r plz kthx bai
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[User Picture]From: honorary
2006-03-16 06:02 am (UTC)
LOL i enjoyed that, even if i am not a fan of AC X) gave me a good laugh.
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[User Picture]From: pure_terrorist
2006-03-16 08:58 am (UTC)
LMAO!! OMG OMG AHAHAHAHA!!!
I can just imagine them talking in lispy voices. Sne of my friends does a great gay-kadaj and sean connery-sephiroth.
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[User Picture]From: yuki_dragon
2006-03-16 12:08 pm (UTC)
XD That was great! I love Advent Children, and I can imagine them like that. ^^
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[User Picture]From: _moontree
2006-04-10 05:58 am (UTC)
-phhht-

Somehow, that... with your icon....

I can't fully put into words what effect that had on me.





Coke, meet screen.
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[User Picture]From: leira
2006-05-05 01:16 am (UTC)
Mummy had chosen *him*. So *there*.</a>

XD; Awesome.
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[User Picture]From: leira
2006-05-05 01:17 am (UTC)
Oops, messed up the tag XD;
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[User Picture]From: lokichan2004
2006-05-17 06:31 am (UTC)
Omg, that's awesome. I choked on my croutons. XD

I'd love to see someone draw Yazoo putting on a cucumber-melon facial mask. Priceless. :D
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